22 Answers from a Pirate to 22 Messages From Creationists To People Who Believe In Evolution

Ramen!

Somebody asked 22 self-identifying creationists at the Bill Nye/Ken Ham debate to write a message/question/note to the other side. Here’s what they wrote. And here are my humble answers for them.

Ramen! Indeed, he is!

Well, I would be scared of the sexist abrahamitic Monstergod, if I had a clue on his existence!

YES!

NO, it does not!

By using theories from physics or chemistry.

Thermodynamics does not contradict the Big Bang Model. Further, the Big Bang Model can explain every single astronomical obersation which was made up today!

Noetics is an alternative theory of mind power. Therefore, it is irrelevant.

From the values of mumanism and from the Religion of the Flying Spaghetti Monsterr. Ramen.

YES, indeed! And by the laws of Quantum Theory.

So you do contradict the Bible!

The theory of extraterrestrial origin of live on earth is not a contradiction to evolution!

If you want to criticise the fossile record, you must know something about it, beforehand!

That is irrelevant, because metamorphosis is a terminus which is not needed in Darwinian Theory.

Because Evolution can explain every single fossile, each chunk of DNA, each leave of a plant, etc.

That is just bullshit, waht you said there!

This mechanism is called mutation/selection! Ramen.

Ramen, my purpose is to preach the Holy Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monsterr! Ramen.

See above!

Faith is the biggest enemy of knowledge! Ramen.

Because I try to understand the world, instead!

Ramen, there was no „exploding star“.

Har Har, bullshit!

To conclude:

http://deadstate.org/buzzfeeds-22-messages-from-creationists-gets-translated-by-science-lovers-and-the-results-are-hilarious/

Scientifically seen, the most bullshitty Religions (almost all about Abrahamites)

Ramen, Climate and/or Evolution deniers!

The National Center for Science Education (http://ncse.com) an US non-profit organization for promoting the teaching of evolution and climate change (yes, that is necessary in some parts of the world!!), has analyzed religions on a two-dimensional Bullshit-scale: Factor 1: Support for evolution versus factor 2: Support for environmental regulations.

Amongst the most bullshitty Bullshitters are the MORmONS and the Adventists. Secularists as well as Hinduists, Buddhists are there, where the Pirates might also be, in the upper-right corner. Please note that esoteric bullshitters also are at the top-right, thus, their bullshit cannot be measured on this low-dimensional bullshit chart.

Anyway, I would like to see a chart like this, where the abscissa denotes „Support for the fact that homeopathy is more than a placebo“ and the ordinate shows „Support for the existence of chemtrails.“

Hail Eris & Ramen,

Mr. MIR

In eigener Sache: Erinnerung: 1000 EURO CASH in Wettbewerb zu gewinnen

Nachtrag:

Ramen, liebe wiss. Autoren! Ich habe einen Preis 1000 EURO f.d. erfolgreiche Publikation ausgeschrieben. Aber ich glaube, dass ich für eine erfolgreiche Einreichung 100EUR springen lasssen würde, wenn ich alle Rechte an dem Einreichungsversuch erhalten würde! Dh, den Klartext + den Emailverkehr den Reviewprozess betreffend mit dem Journal zu meiner Verfügung!

Ran an die Tasten!!!! AAARrrrrrrrr!!!!


Ramen, geehrte SchreiberlingIX! Als junger Mr. MIR habe ich ja, als allererste Gute Tat, einen Forschungspreis ausgeschrieben. Ich habe mich, in guter alter Nudelpiratenmanier, einem Hauptpredigerthema, dem Kreationismus bzw. Intelligent Design, zugewandt.

Kent >>Dr. Dino<< Hovind sagt: Ich biete $250 000 jedem, der einen empirischen Beweis für die Evolution geben kann. Mein Angebot soll demonstrieren, dass die Hypothese der Evolution nicht besser ist als ein religiöser Glaube.

Geheiligt seien die Papageien!

Mr. MIR sagt: Hiermit schreibe ich einen Preis von 1 000EUR (eintausend Euro) für die erfolgreiche Publikation eines wissenschaftlichen Artikels in einem Junge-Erde-kreationistischen pseudowissenschaftlichen Pseudojournal aus. Mein Angebot soll demonstrieren, dass die Evolution der beste aller verfügbaren Erklärungsversuche für unsere Welt ist.

Ramen! Der Zulauf hält sich in Grenzen. Ich bräuchte noch ein paar mutige und gewitzte Jungwissenschaftlerorganismixe, die so ein Paper schreiben und einreichen wollen. Es gibt keinerlei Unterschuss an Themen.

Schreibe 2 000 Worte und verdiene 50 Cent pro Wort!

Hail Eris!

BREAKING CHEMTRAIL-NEWS: Neues Branding

Ramen, Wortklauber!

Es ist ja bekannt, dass die Idiotie genannt Kreationismus auch dann eine Idiotie bleibt, wenn man es als Intelligent Design neu branden will, um es erneut kolportieren zu können. Auf sehr sehr spitiruellem Wege lässt sich dieses Denkmuster nun auch auf andere Idiotien übertragen, welche bisher mit Unworten bezeichnet wurden. Wenn man das alte, abgelutschte Unwort durch ein Neuunwort ersetzt, bleibt der dahinterliegende Blödsinn trotzdem der selbe. So die Theorie, welche ich mit einem Beispiel aus meiner Chemtrails-Praxis untermauern will:

Mein Chefchemmie sagt: Es ist wohl besser, wenn wir den Begriff „Chemtrails“ weniger benutzen, da er bei Wikipedia als Verschwörungstheorie diffamiert wird und mehr die Begriffe „Geo-Engineering“ bzw. „Climate-Engineering“ verwenden, da diese einigermaßen objektiv in der Öffentlichkeit gehandhabt werden. Dabei wird offiziell so getan, als ob die Maßnahmen dazu erst noch erforscht werden würden, in Wirklichkeit sind wir schon längst mittendrin in der illegalen Anwendung!

Weitere Anwendungsbeispiele dieser spirituellen Worterfindungsschablone (ich bitte um Eure Mitarbeit):

  • Kreationismus ==> Intelligent Design
  • Perpetuum Mobile ==> Nullpunktsenergiekonverter
  • Homöopathie ==> Schüttlermedikation
  • NWO ==> Hochfinanz
  • Pegida ==> _________
  • _________ ==> ________
  • _________ ==> ________

Die ersten 10 Einsendungen gewinnen! Der Rechtsweg ist ausgeschlossen.

Ramen!

Petition für die Gleichstellung der FSMoPathie

Homeopathy […] is a system of alternative medicine created in 1796 by Samuel Hahnemann, based on his doctrine of like cures like, according to which a substance that causes the symptoms of a disease in healthy people will cure similar symptoms in sick people. Homeopathy is considered a pseudoscience, and its remedies have been found to be no more effective than placebos.

Call to action to update Homeopathy at Wikipedia

Mr. MIR unterstützt die am 10. Juni gestartete Online-Petition zur Veresoterisierung der auf Wikipedia veröffentlichten Informationen über die pseudomedizinische Irrlehre genannt Homöopathie. Mal sehen, ob die Mehrheitsmeinung die heiligen pastafarianischen Naturgesetzte verändern kann. US-Christidioten wollen ja auch, dass man biblische Kreationsmythen im Biologieunterricht lehrt, somit können Homöopathen auch wollen, dass ihre esoterische Placebo-Irrlehre als Medizin bezeichnet werden soll.

Homöopathie : evidenzbasierte Medizin = Kreationismus : Evolutionsbiologie
Ramen.

Mr. MIR nahm sich tagelang Zeit, die Postings auf der Petition zu lesen. Er trug sich als Befürworter ein und leitete den Link zur Online-Petition auch an Priesterkollegen, alternativspirituelle Freunde und Bekannte weiter. Zur Zeit fehlen nur noch rund 4.500 Stimmen zu den geplanten 15.000 Stimmen – aber je mehr Menschen sich beteiligen, desto eindringlicher kann diese Aufforderung an Wikipedia herangetragen werden, die heiligen FSM-gemachten Naturgesetze an esoterischen Blödsinn anzupassen.

Ziel der Petition ist es, die veröffentlichten Informationen unter Mitarbeit von anerkannten Fachleuten, einschließlich klassischer Homöopathen, zu verdrehen.

Wikipedia wird von Millionen Menschen weltweit als Informationsquelle genutzt, weil die hier bereitgestellten Informationen objektiv sind und auf dem Grundsatz der Neutralität basieren. Die Wikipedia-Informationsseite zur Homöopathie verbreitet korrekte wissenschaftliche Informationen und ist, FSM sei dank, geprägt von Skeptizismus. Dadurch kann der in der breiten Öffentlichkeit verbreitete irreführende und falsche Eindruck der Homöopathie korrigiert werden. Darüber hinaus ist ein beliebiges Editieren von Wikipediaartikeln nicht möglich, weil diese Funktion bewusst kontrolliert wird. Das wilde Editieren von Wiki-Seiten kann natürlich nicht von dahergelaufenen Esoterikern erfolgen! Auch nicht dann, wenn sie sanft und nebenwirkungsfrei Menschen, Kinder, Tiere und Pflanzen heilen können.

Auch andere Eso-Verschwörungstheoretiker haben was gegen die wissenschaftliche Korrektheit von Wikipediaartikeln:

Ramen, Schwesern und Brüder, nehmet Euch die Zeit, Euch über Guerrilla Skepticism on Wikipedia zu informieren! Und bitte startet für mich, Eurem neuen Guruji, eine kleine Petition, welche fordert, dass die heilige FSMoPathie der Homöopathie gleichgestellt wird.

Danke, Hail Eris und Ramen,

Mr_MIR @ live.de

(FSMoPath, Lobbyist, Illuminat & Pirat)

Nicht lustig: hier die krassesten Postings unter der Homöo-Petition:

It should not be possible for a lobby group or any one group with vested interests o hijack wikipedia especially when their actions have demonstrated little true understanding about homeopathy

I regularly use homeopathy on myself, my family & my pets, and have proved to my satisfaction that it works. It can save lives, I have saved lives by using it. This should be allowed to be reflected in the world’s most used online encyclopaedia.

The article is bias and unscientific.

Because homeopathy is the almost perfect medicine and because it is time people get to know the maffia-like practices on Wikipedia.

There is a significant scientific background for homeopathy

Homeopathy is valid, scientific medicine and is grossly misrepresented on wikipedia. Allow editing of the page so that professionals and scholars in the field can correct the misinformation.

Homeopathic medicine is powerful. Quantum physics and newer branches of science explain its mechanism.

1. Wiki should be an fair site, not a „buyed by the pharma industry“-site

2. homeopathy is no placebo, it is reality medicine (what about Galileo some hundred years ago? they also said, he is a liar, but we know he was right)

3. I’ve seen a lot of cases where homeopathic medicine helped. even at non-homeopathic-believers and even at animails (are you realy thinking, animails believe to homeopathic medicine…?)

4. the most reason, I always see, that peoples are fighting against homeopaty is: money – it ist too cheap to earn a lot of money like in the pharmacy industry (the regular school medicine part)

5. wiki should not filter data, the user is able to do this himself – either he will belief to or against homeopathy.

6. in some countrys it is a official part of medicine (e.g. India)

And last but not least: did you know, that the Queens family in Great Britain is fan of homeopathy? E.g. Queens mom had only homeopathy medicine and died realy old.

Homeopathic medicine holds powerful potential for healing, as has been frequently demonstrated clinically and via properly conducted research. It is perhaps the safest form of effective treatment for health problems of many kinds. Blocking positive information on Wikipedia is in essence a violation of free speech and the public’s right to know. Currently Wikipedia seems to be capitulating to propaganda in the interests of large pharmaceutical companies without regard for the public interest.

Homöopathie ist eine wichtige, wissenschaftliche Heilmethode, die ein Segen für eine individuelle Therapie bei akuten und chronischen Krankheiten ist und oft erstaunliche Heilungen beschert.

Balance. Scientism is a very narrow use of science: It is bad science to demand to know ‚how‘ something can work, before you investigate if in fact it does work.

Homeopathy is the only scientific way of treatment available in the world. It will soon known as the nano-medicine, which was invented by Dr. Samuel Hahnemann even at the time „nano“ was non existent! Wikipedia.. please make the article editable.

Not only sceptics should be allowed to present their view on homeopathy. An article is only scientific when it shows more views on a topic.

sHitlist: Most dangerous

That is the way of evil deities, not good ones (Muellers I, a letter to the Macaronians, The Loose Canon)

Ramen, Schwestern und Brüder, helfet mit, unsere freie demokratische und wissenschaftsbasierte Welt, hier in Mitteleuropa, gegen folgende Irrsinnigkeiten zu verteidigen, welche sich im ansonsten heiligen Internet breitmachen. AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRrrrrrr!!!

  1.  MMS
  2. Impfverweigerung
  3. Scientology
  4. Germanische Neue Medizin
  5. Reichsbürgerbewegung
  6. Kreationismus bzw. Intelligent Design
  7. Christidiotien
  8.  Anit-Zensur Koalition
  9. Alpenparlament
  10. Chemtrails-Verschwörungstheorie
  11. NWO-Verschwörungstheorie
  12. Infokrieg
  13. Konkordate
  14. Wasserwundergeschwurbel
  15. Staatliche Waldorfschulen
  16. Freie Raumenergie / Nullpunktsenergie
  17. Weltuntergänge / Zeitenwenden / Paradigmenwechsel
  18. Lichtnahrung
  19. Rüdiger
  20. Elektrosmog-Verschwörungstheorie
  21. Heilpraktiker
  22. Rechte .chweine
  23. Raum & Zeit Magazin

Lasset die Aufklärung nicht verkommen – führet sie fort! Investieret Eure guten Energien darin, diese Frohbotschaft in die Welt hinauszutragen. Erreichet auch Ihr höhere Ebenen des Bewusstseins durch intensives Nachdenken! Es tut zwar weh, aber es hat sich bewährt.

Hail Eris und Ramen,

Mr_MIR @ live.de
(Weltenretter & Pirat)

Contest: 1 000 EURO for the first falsification of a CPSKOC in Creation Pseudoscience (©MIR)

Mr. MIR says: Hereby I announce a prize of EUR 1 000 (one thousand Euros) for the successful publication(*) of a scientific article in a young-earth creations-pseudo-research pseudo-journal. My offer shall demonstrate that evolution is the best explanation of all available explanations for our world.

(*) Conditions of Participation:

This article must elaborate on one of the topics stated below, which still are used by people infected by the old-testament, enemies of science, to deny that science (especially evolution theory and cosmology) can explain the emergence of the universe and of biology. I call these topics resp. phantasies creations-pseudoscience knock-out criteria (CPSKOCs), because they shall be able to falsify some state-of-the-art science. Your article must prove that the chosen CPSKOC does not hold. All of the following instructions must be followed for a successful participation:

  1. By sciences I mean sciences based on evidence and falsifiability, not those based on scripture and believe.
  2. By creations-pseudosciences (CPSs) I mean approaches which are known as young-earth creationism. In many cases, they are based on a word-by-word faith in the Holy Bible or any other mythical scripture.
  3. CPSs sometimes divide evolution into micro- and macroevolution. For this contest, evolution means the (driven or) random mutation and subsequent selection or elimination. Evolution could lead to totally new species in a sequence of small steps. Mankind evolved from mammals, mammals came up after the dinosaurs. Biology evolved within a time span of three to four billion years.
  4. Your article (YA) needs to deliver a scientic proof on the level of current peer-review-standards of science that the CPSKOC of your choice does not falsify science, ie., you need to falsify the CPSKOC in your contribution! By disproving this CPSKOC, you have preached scientifically grounded truth to many humans, who did not know that this CPSKOC is an artifact. Those might be wrongly believing in the CPSCOK without your contribution.
  5. YA does not need to contain original research by your own, you could also bring in a well-written (from scratch, no copy & paste!) review-monograph excerpted from and properly referencing to an existing work of third parties. The goal is the publication itself! Thus, if you know the solution to a CPSKOC already, write it down in 2000 words and earn on a rate of 50 Cent per word!
  6. YA may include tables, figures etc. from third parties as hardcopies. But you have to care for all copyright issues!
  7. From your chosen references, you need to homogenize notation, style and nomenclature and to restate their formalism, in order to clearly present your point. Ten to fifty references are sufficient and tractable!
  8. If you need to perform your own statistical experiments, be sure to design them according to the current standards (doubly-blind, reproducible, etc.)!
  9. When using statistical methods, the error level (p-value, confidence level) must be stated.
  10. It shall look like a usual scientic research paper!
  11. This contest is open for any field within the natural sciences, as well as for the humanities and engineering. The aspect of multidisciplinarity shall be stressed explicitely!
  12. YA needs to be submitted by yourself to one of the following CPS journals:
    a) Journal of Creation
    b) Creation Magazine
    c) Creation Research Society Quarterly Journal
    d) Answers Research Journal
    If you are considering another CPS-journal, you need to ask MIR whether this journal will be accepted. An up-to-date list of accepted CPS journals is available at http://FSMoSophica.wordpress.com.
  13. The page/word count of YW must conform to the CPSJOYC. You further need to follow all (style-related and other) publication guidelines and rules from the CPSJOYC!
  14. If you decide to re-submit an already existing work of yourself to the CPSJOYC (and to this contest), please do it at your own risk. You need to find out about the policy of self-plagiarism of the CPSJOYC.
  15. YA needs to undergo the necessary review process of the CPSJOYC. Rejected papers will not be awarded any money (however, I am willing to be notified about your unsuccessful attempts.)
  16. You are free to re-submit a rejected article to another CPS journal and take part in this contest.
  17. The Price of EUR 1 000 will be paid to the first author of the first work published in the CPSJOYC, which falsifies the according CPSKOC.
  18. Only the first of you, guys, will win the price. All others will win nothing! The date of acceptance together with the subsequent publication is the criterion.
  19. As soon as you have been notified about the acceptance of YA in the CPSJOYC, you need to notify me via email to Mr_MIR@live.de. As soon as the first notication of acceptance has reached me, a deadline of 365,25 days will be started in which others still can notify me about their acceptance. This is due to the need to find the earliest date of acceptance! If you are going to notify me after this deadline, you are out!
  20. My law might be changing: In case that more than one accepted/published papers are correctly submitted to this contest I guess I will split the prize.
  21. I do not have the right to change the work, not in title, abstract, nor in body. I will not become a co-author nor a reviewer.
  22. Additional further costs, such as review or submission costs, conference fees, travel costs, or publication costs of any kind, will not be payed by me!
  23. Here is a list of all for this contest allowed CPSKOCs. This list is edited only by me, but I would be thankful if you could help populating it:
    a) Methane not missing
    b) The young Sun was too cool
    c) Io is too hot
    If you are considering another CPSKOC, you need to ask me whether I am going to accept it. An up-to-date list of CPSKOCs is available: http://FSMoSophica.wordpress.com.

Hail Eris & Ramen.

Mr_MIR @ live.de
(Priest, Manager of the Souls, Messiah, Prophet & Pirate)

And thus, if Creationism is to be taught as Science, then the Great and Holy Truth of the Creation of the Universe by His Holiness the Flying Spaghetti Monster must also be taught (Proclamations of the Councils of Olive Garden, The Loose Canon)